Fear the cheese, or: The Day I Declared War on “Yahoo Health”
August 31, 2010
The headline:
The list includes:
It’s a grilled cheese sandwich…with mozzerella sticks.
Genius!
But not to this Yahoo writer, David Zinczenko, who apparently hates Wisconsin, good wholesome food, children, and America.
Prepare to be incensed. David writes:
If Denny’s was serious about improving the grilled cheese, they would have skipped the novelty and brought in big-flavor ingredients like sautéed mushrooms or sliced figs.
My complaints, from least-to-most on the “incensed” scale:
- “Improving” the grilled cheese?
- If it has mushrooms in it, it’s not a grilled cheese.
- Sliced…figs?
Are you crazy, or just rabidly un-American?
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I don’t think that writer had been to a Denny’s before. Sliced fig newtons, maybe. Sliced figs? The short order cook would be out back smoking the figs.
Denny’s? Figs? It’s apparent that Mr. Foodie has never been to a Denny’s (NTTAWWT-it’s my go to place at 1:00am). As for improving a grilled cheese sandwich, once you add anything other than cheese it’s no longer a grilled cheese sandwich, Einstein.