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The liberal/Democrat civil war, part ii:

September 28, 2010

Susie “under the bleachers” Madrak, taking V.P. Joe Biden out to the woodshed, possibly because “under the bleachers” was already too crowded:

Joe Biden tells the base to “quit whining” and get out there and “look at the alternatives. This president has done an incredible job. He’s kept his promises.”

And last night on Lawrence O’Donnell’s new show, he said: “Those who didn’t get everything they wanted, it’s time to just buck up.”

Just buck up.

I’m not sure how we turned out to be the targets, but it looks like we’re officially on notice. No more complaining about frivolities!

The people still without jobs? Quit yer whining.

The ones on food stamps? You, too.

Your house is being foreclosed on? What a buncha whiners. Shut yer piehole!

Those of you living in your cars? Be grateful you still have cars!

Sleeping on your friend’s couch? Beats a cardboard box, don’t it?

You can’t afford to see a doctor? You’ll be able to do that in 2014. You can’t wait just four more years?

And they actually wonder why the base isn’t motivated.

Word. Don’t let that bastard take you for granted, Susie! They owe their offices to people like you!

Here’s my favorite part:

Let me put it this way. You know how Joe Biden’s grandparents came here from Ireland to find a better life?

I know Americans who are trying to figure out how to move their families back to Ireland.

And then Susie brings President Obama into the mix, too, which means I’ve taken the “under the bleachers” metaphor exactly as far as I’m gonna.

Via Memeorandum. And if you didn’t get the “under the bleachers” reference, click here.

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