In Single Guy’s News Today:

“Bones” star Emily Deschanel done tied the knot:

Actress Emily Deschanel has married her fiance David Hornsby in Los Angeles. Deschanel, 33, who is currently starring in US TV show Bones, tied the knot with Hornsby in a small ceremony in front of their family and friends in Pacific Palisades in LA on September 25.

Interesting bit of trivia: Emily is the sister of Zooey Deschanel. I know why Emily’s famous, but I didn’t know her name; I knew Zooey’s name, but have no idea why she’s famous.

Plus: hey, Zooey…”Zooey?” Did your parents ever explain that to you?

Emily’s the tall one on the right.

While we’re on the subject, I suppose we should mention: In Single Girl’s News Today, writer/actor David Hornsby done tied the knot with the aforementioned Emily Deschanel.

I dunno. Does anybody care? Ladies?

Also in Single Guy’s News today:

Crystal Bowersox is getting married next month to fellow musician Brian Walker, according to reports. Bowersox used her Twitter page to thank her fans for all the congratulations that they’ve been offering her since the news broke, and commented that she finds it “hilarious that people think brian and I just met. He’s been a best friend for years.” She further explained that she and Walker have “both always had pretty bad timing, but it finally worked out.”