“…my personally detested zombie, the Federal Reserve, didn’t receive the stream of shotgun shells necessary…”

“…to reduce it to former zombie status.”

Smitty, Smitty, Smitty. When it comes to zombies, you’re really better off with a bullet.*

* Note: any incitement to violence inferred from the above blog post is entirely the fault of the reader, for inferring it. You should be ashamed of yourself.