Heavy makeup, dark eyes prompt Putin speculation

Putin: “Whoa, man, look at those eyes. Is she single?”

Ha! Just kidding. The makeup and dark eyes were on Putin:

Putin wore heavy makeup at a meeting Wednesday with Ukraine’s pro-Russian leadership, but yellow foundation could barely cover up bluish, bruise-like blemishes and puffiness on his cheek bones.

Russian media is “speculating feverishly.”