This is why I’d hate to be President
November 9, 2010
by Lance Burri
Alternate title: is it racist for me to suggest that President Obama’s white half has all the dance moves?
Just asking questions.
See, this is why I’d hate to be President. You always get pulled up onto stage. It’s simply not okay for you to refuse. Oh, sure, you could have your aides tell the organizers in advance that you’re not to be pulled up onto the stage, but if that gets out, you still look like a jerk.
And some impetuous kid might pull you up there anyway, and you have to go. No matter how silly you’re afraid you’re going to look.
Fast forward to the last 20 seconds or so. That’s when they pull Obama out. To be fair, he didn’t look that bad. No worse than I would have.
At least, that’s what my kids would say.
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