Why have I never heard of Roxi Copland?

A fine, fine singer, with a great sense of humor. Here she is singing her latest soon-to-be-hit, “I’ll Be Groped for Christmas:”

Wow she’s good. Please note that her name is Copland, not Copeland. Cop, as in: a feel.

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