Football is Life, and somebody just vomited all over your brand new suit five minutes before the job interview…

…that would have made you filthy rich and gotten you married to the boss’ fabulously gorgeous daughter, who by the way wants nothing more than to settle down with a good man and raise a family while producing best-selling workout videos from home.

But now, nope. Even if you could get cleaned up in time, you still smell like puke, and the woulda-been new boss has a real low tolerance. He’s a sympathetic vomiter, see.

Packers 3, Lions 7.

Son of a…

So that’s that, then. No playoffs for us. No, really, that’s in the rules. Any team that loses to the Detroit Lions is automatically disqualified from postseason play.

I could check, but I’m pretty sure.

Normally, I try to post some cheerleader pic or some such along with these football posts. But I’m in a rotten mood and would prefer to take you all down with me, so:

Oh yes I did. But cheer up. The silver lining to having seats right behind this guy…

…at least you don’t have to watch your team losing to the Lions.

UPDATE – even a Danica Patrick autograph wouldn’t make those pictures any better.