“Spurgeon, hand me my clue-by-four.” “The one with the protruding nails, sir?” “Yes.”

“Half measures would seem to be pointless at this stage.”

UPDATE - the title looks like it says “hand my my DUE-by-four,” but it’s actually “CLUE-by-four.” Clue. I hope my monitor is the problem and it looks right to everybody else, but I dunno.