From the “what for?” files:

Well, okay:

THE GREAT GATSBY, the forthcoming movie by director Baz Luhrmann and an adaptation of F Scott Fitzgerald’s timeless novel, could be filmed in 3D according to the Los Angeles Times. Luhrmann is keen to make use of advancements in the technology and he has experimented with visual techniques in the past, most notably in 1996′s ‘Romeo and Juliet’, and in the 2001 movie ‘Moulin Rouge’.

Wow, that’ll be exciting.

You really can’t enjoy watching a bunch of pretentious bluebloods sitting around having tea in only two dimensions.

Okay, so maybe they had this scene in mind:

Or maybe they’re going to add zombies this time.