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Well, I am feeling a little crabbier lately.

January 17, 2011
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Turns out I’m not a Leo anymore:

Your zodiac sign may not actually be your zodiac sign anymore.

Astronomer Parke Kunkle says that due to changes in the Earth’s alignment the dates of many zodiac signs have changed, according to NBC. In addition, there may be a 13th Zodiac sign: Ophiuchus.

Stupid global warming. I hear there were only 11 Zodiac signs back during the Roman Empire.

Kunkle says that as the Earth and Sun slowly move the signs gradually change, as expected.

The change didn’t happen over night either.

Oh. Um. So I guess it wasn’t global warming, then. Never mind that part.

The 12 signs were designated to different periods of the year almost 3,000 years ago, when astrology began, and since then the Earth’s position in relation to the sun has changed.

The story says I’m a Cancer now. Surely I could find a Lefty or two who would agree?

One Comment
  1. January 17, 2011 9:46 am

    I am sooo confused. In the new, May 13th is Aries and it is Taurus.

    Among the Eastern and Western calculations ‘the debate rages on.’ Sounds like violent rhetoric to me.

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