Over at Right Wing News today:

• Corporations already do share wealth

An excerpt:

What if these rich corporations didn’t exist? Then neither would the jobs they create, directly or indirectly.

What if rich corporations swore off profits? Then investors – including pension funds – would stop buying their stocks.

What happens to something nobody wants to own?

And:

• Rand Paul working on Social Security reform

Here’s an excerpt from that one, too:

How does that go? Don’t let the perfect beat the living crap out of the better-than-now? Something like that.

Plus a bonus vague movie reference that I bet nobody not named after an extinct theoretically-flying lizard will get. Not without google, anyway.