Dammit, I’m gonna need a new keyboard now. Again.

It would really help my computer-related budget out if people would stop saying stuff like this:

“The term ‘Muslim Brotherhood’…is an umbrella term for a variety of movements, in the case of Egypt, a very heterogeneous group, largely secular, which has eschewed violence and has decried Al Qaeda as a perversion of Islam,” (Director of National Intelligence James) Clapper said.

I’m willing to give the benefit of the doubt on the “eschewed violence” part, just because I’m no expert, but…largely secular? The Muslim Brotherhood?

I really have to stop drinking coffee at my computer.

More at Memeorandum.

Malkin chimes in:

Let the Clapperisms begin:

Obama’s intelligence team? Largely intelligent.

Global warming? Largely tropical.