For all those who, like me, have ever wondered: what <em>would</em> Paul Ryan look like in a ninja suit?

Via Daley Gator:

I know what you’re all thinking. The same thing I was thinking, probably. Why Jack Daniels? Why not beer?

Of course, the answer was obvious once I thought about it. The guy making the video was probably doing so all by himself. Whiskey, you can pour back into the bottle. Not so with beer. It’ll go flat, and become undrinkworthy. That would constitute an inexcusable waste of beer.*

So unless you’re going to drink it all right away, you have to use something else. Thus, whiskey. I’d have used brandy, personally, but that’s just because I don’t have any whiskey in the house.

* Unless you’re using Bud Light, of course.