Why does Smitty hate me?
He’s trying to keep the news from his co-blogger Stacy…
The world’s coffee supply could be threatened. Strongly recommend clearing a five mile radius around Stacy McCain when he finds out. The head ‘splosion shan’t be pretty.
…oh, but my head ‘splosion will be pretty? Well, yeah, of course, just about anything to do with me is going to be prettier than a similar thing to do with McCain. Still, though.
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“Why does Smitty hate me?”
How would you like the list sorted? ;)
Cheers, mate!
Categorically, by inseam length.