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“We promised mediocrity, and we delivered! Sort of.”

March 11, 2011

That, my friends, was my campaign slogan years ago when I ran for a second term as President of my local Brotherhood of St. Andrew chapter. I won handily (yes, I was unopposed – what’s your point?) and have happily lived up to my campaign promises ever since.

One tends to wonder, given the way I’ve so masterfully lived up to expectations, whether I might be in line for something more. Something greater. Something not just requiring, but almost demanding mediocrity.

Vice President, for example?

UPDATE – Vote for Paco: He’ll never bow to foreign potentates, although he may occasionally lower his eyes when meeting with, say, the presidents of Argentina or Costa Rica.

UPDATE II - Grandpa Steve has the inside track for Secretary of Political Correctness.


2 Comments
  1. Michael Lonie permalink
    March 11, 2011 6:56 pm

    Mediocrity would be an improvement over the administration we now have.

  2. March 12, 2011 2:50 pm

    Michael, you put words to my thoughts once again, thank you!

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