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Republican Party of Dane County Apologizes To Judge Sumi

March 30, 2011

UPDATE - the press release is online, here.

Jeff Waksman, the young Republican turk who wrote it (and the others I’ve posted in the past – see links below) emailed me:

Today has been crazy… I’ve written a bunch of sarcastic press releases, but none that struck a nerve like this. We’ve been attacked by every left wing website on the planet today – HuffPo, Dailykos, MaddowBlog, DemocraticUnderground, Slate, etc. I’m being pounded with angry e-mails as well as multiple threats by people who say they will use a FOIA request to see if I’ve been misusing my @wisc.edu account (the same people who flipped out yesterday at the RPW uses a FOIA against a left wing UW prof).

Mockery seems to be the key.

END UPDATE

Because you’ve gotta have a sense of humor to be a Republican in Dane County:

The Republican Party of Dane County sent out a press release on March 29th criticizing Judge Maryann Sumi for holding up the publication of Governor Scott Walker’s collective bargaining reform bill. Upon further reflection we’d like to apologize for not understanding her point of view.

Sure, Governor Walker’s bill is unquestionably constitutional, increases worker’s rights and helps local government balance budgets without having to fire public workers. The Wisconsin state legislature consulted with their non-partisan parliamentarian to make sure that the passage of the bill followed the rules of the Senate and Assembly. But this isn’t about the law, is it?

The Republican Party of Dane County recognizes that Judge Sumi is a leftist living in Dane County. Her friends are leftists living in Dane County. Her son is a left wing activist in Dane County. She goes to cocktail parties held by leftists in Dane County. She shops at organic gourmet food shops run by leftists living in Dane County. If she were to enforce the law of Wisconsin and do what was in the best interest of the people of Wisconsin, she’d be exiled from her lifestyle. She’d lose her friends!

The leadership of the Republican Party of Dane County have all made the choice to stand against the Dane County elite. We accept that Left feels righteous vandalizing our homes and keying our cars. It’s only fair. We disagree based upon logic and principle. That is intolerable! We prioritize the Constitution and the well being of the people of Wisconsin over foie gras at cocktail parties. That’s the choice we made. We respect Judge Sumi’s decision to live her life with the rich diversity that liberals cherish.

Not online, unfortunately. Except, you know, here. Read more from the Dane County GOP here.

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