Desperate, Osama-less terrorists target Victoria’s Secret

Well, you look at this Memeorandum screenshot and see what you think:

Wha…a terrorist plot? Against an underwear model?

Those…bastards.

Quick, click on the link! There might be more…information!

Two Americans have been arrested by New York City police for allegedly plotting to attack a synagogue in the New York area, Fox News has learned.

A synagogue? What kind of synagogue lets people dress like that? And how come half of New York City hasn’t converted to Judaism already?

Or were they cross-dressing terrorists, maybe? And if so, could they still have been Islamist terrorists?

Oh, wait…scrolling down the page…

Ah, so this is just a mindless aggregator problem. Memeorandum’s endlessly frustrating algorithm grabbed a picture from the page and used it, unable to discern the appropriateness.

Or maybe it just really, really liked the picture.

Alternate theory: that is Bar Refaeli in the picture.

Bar Refaeli, the Israeli model – ah hah! – frequently seen in public completely trashing Islamic law. As it relates to female dress codes, anyway. So if Islamic terrorists were going to target an underwear model, surely it would be somebody like her.

Oh, and she just broke up with Leonadro DiCaprio, too. So maybe they were just trying to impress her?

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