Wisconsin Rules the World – mad digestion skills edition
This guy has a statue of himself somewhere in his future:
Fond du Lac – Don Gorske plans to eat his 25,000th Big Mac on the 39th anniversary of eating his first.
…The 57-year-old Fond du Lac man said he ate nine on May 17, 1972 and has only missed nine days since then, for various reasons. He usually eats two a day.
…He jokes that 25,000 is a milestone because people didn’t think he’d live this long. But he said he recently saw a doctor who said he was in good health and his cholesterol was low.
And look how skinny the guy is:
If only he didn’t have that gawdawful John Lennon lookalike thing going.
Still, this is simply more proof that people from Wisconsin are better than other people and should be recognized as such. This guy ate 25,000 Big Macs in 39 years. That’s an average of nearly two per day. A little over 1.7 per day, to be exact.
Of course, 1.7 Big Macs per day, average, is just over 1,000 calories per day, average. The recommended daily intake for the average male is…what? Something like 2,800?
So what’s the big deal, really? Why’s everybody so “ohmygawd” about Big Macs?
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