What an odd collection of top google searches today.

In my top ten google-search referrals today:

• Zombie ant;

• Cthulhu;

• Shelob.

Shelob’s the giant spider from Lord of the Rings. Links lead to the appropriate posts.

Usually, my top referral is either Gina Carano, Danica Patrick, or Hayden Panettiere. No, I won’t make the joke. But you go ahead.

This seems like a good time to mention how I was once a top-ten google hit for searches on “Uhluht’c.” But not – repeat: not – “Uhluht’c nude.”