If Anthony Weiner ran for President, who would his running mate be?

I apologize in advance for the content of this blog post, but honestly, I can’t believe I didn’t think to do this before. Found this at Instapundit:

That’s Eric Holder, U.S. Attorney General. But is Eric Holder really the best double-entendre out there to fill in Weiner’s ticket? Maybe, but here’s a few other contenders from the House of Representatives:

• Emanuel Cleaver (D-Missouri)

• Norman Dicks (D-Washington)

• Marcia Fudge (D-Ohio)

• Donald Payne (D-NJ)

• Gary Peters (D-MI)

• Louise Slaughter (D-NY)

And, my favorite:

• Henry Waxman (D-CA)

There’s also a couple of Johnsons. And that’s just the Democrats. I seriously considered putting Aaron Schock (R-Illinois) on the list, too. There’s really just Barbara Boxer (D-CA) over in the Senate, but naturally I couldn’t help snickering over Orrin Hatch (R-UT) and Jeff Sessions (R-AL).

Again, I apologize for the immature locker-room nature of this blog post. I feel all dirty now. Might as well leave you with this, then:

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