In that case, I formally declare my candidacy for the Republican presidential nomination, too.

And then I’m buying the next round!

Huntsman Finishes Opening Day with Big Money Haul

Jon M. Huntsman Jr. opened his day on Tuesday by formally declaring his candidacy for the Republican presidential nomination. He closed it by accomplishing an equally important task: collecting $1.2 million for his campaign.

Okay, so now that I’ve declared… now what? Do I just wait for the checks to arrive in tomorrow’s mail?

Oh, come on! It doesn’t have to be $1.2 million. Six hundred grand would be fine.

Previously:

• I’ll do it for half!

• I’ll do it for half!

• I’ll do it for half! No, a third! No, wait…

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