It isn’t quite the oceans ceasing to rise or the crippled getting out of those wheelchairs and walking…

…but then, it’s also a little more reality-based:

President Michele Bachmann has a promise: $2 gas.

“Under President Bachmann you will see gasoline come down below $2 a gallon again,“ Bachmann told a crowd Tuesday in South Carolina. “That will happen.“

At least, post-Obama, it’ll be more reality-based.

Of course, that won’t stop any Democrats from calling Bachmann crazy, even if they did swoon at Obama’s utter control over the ocean and Edwards’ Jesus-like ability to heal.

We now return you to your regularly-scheduled Perryblogging.