Larry Flynt fanboy, Ron Paulian succeeds in outing his own assclowndom

Notice he’s not asking for middle-aged secretaries or attorneys:

An Austin Ron Paul supporter has taken out a full-page ad in the local alt weekly newspaper seeking any “stripper … escort … or ‘young hottie’” who has slept with Rick Perry, part of his single-minded jihad against the presidential candidate.

A Paulian with the moral compass of Larry Flynt. Ah, pride!

Robert Morrow describes himself as a “self-employed investor and political activist” as well as a three-time delegate to the Texas state GOP convention.

“Have you ever had sex with Rick Perry?” blares the ad, placed by Morrow in this week’s Austin Chronicle. “Are you a stripper, an escort, or just a ‘young hottie’ impressed by an arrogant, entitled governor of Texas? Contact CASH, and we will help you publicize your direct dealings with a Christian-buzzwords-spouting, ‘family values’ hypocrite and fraud.”

CASH is the Committee Against Sexual Hypocrisy, of which Morrow is president. “Is it a real group? No. It’s just me,” he told Salon earlier this week. Here is the ad, which the paper confirmed is running today.

In other words, it’s a fake group, established for the sole purpose of trying to embarrass Rick Perry.

Here’s the ad:

Questions:

• Is the acronym “CASH” just a happy accident, or is Morrow going to pay for these “stories?” Or is he just implying that he’ll pay for them?

• How much effort will he put into verifying that any stories are true before going public?

• Will Ron Paul say anything about this?

• Has Morrow always been an asshole, or is the prospect of a third consecutive last-place finish for his chosen candidate just bringing out the worst in him?

Politics is dirty. That’s just a fact. But it doesn’t have to be swimming-along-the-bottom-of-the-septic-tank-with-your-mouth-open dirty.

Which reminds me: note to any girls who might respond to Morrow’s ad: for God’s sake, don’t kiss him. You’ve no idea where his mouth may have been.

More at Memeorandum and The Other McCain.