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Does ABC News want me to endorse Rick Perry?

August 30, 2011

In a story about Rick Perry’s Texas that seems like it’s supposed to be negative (via Memeorandum), ABC’s Amy Bingham begins:

What would America be like under a Rick Perry presidency? Well, if Rick Perry’s Texas is any indication, the country could look forward to 85 mph speed limits, hog hunting from helicopters and a security check “fast-lane” for concealed handgun carriers.

Hog hunting…from helicopters? Where do I sign up?

Can we move election day up? Is that possible? Elect this guy! Now!

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