Everyone go bid on this pink slip, just for the sheer* mockery of it all

Please note that the model is not included:

This is an auction for the famous “Pink Slip” that was hurled at Representative Robin Vos at the Racine Lincoln Day Dinner by notorious goof ball, Vos-Stalker, protestor Miles Kristan. Without missing a beat, Rep. Vos put the Slip up for auction (proceeds to the Republican party) and I bought it for $100.

Consequently, Mr. Kristan donated, in a very direct fashion, $100 to his arch enemies.

This same guy was recently busted for pouring a beer over Vos’s head at a Madison bar.

In the spirit of True Capitalism, I am putting this piece of Wisconsin political history up for auction. Any PROFITS from this auction will be split between the campaign funds of Robin Vos and Governor Walker.

While I would LOVE to make these contributions in Mr. Kristan’s name, the legal fees would be daunting.

Miles Kristan has been lifted to blogosphere infamy, of course, by (among others) Moe Lane and Bill Jacobson. I’m sure he’ll be overjoyed at the thought of having helped Rep. Vos and Governor Walker like this, so everybody warm up those credit cards!

If I get it, I’m going to put it back up on eBay. What is it they call that? The multiplier effect?

Remind me to tell my wife, though. I don’t want her just happening across a pink nightie that isn’t hers.

The model is Gail Ann Chicks, a real live Wisconsin Tea Partier (we know how to grow ‘em, if you know what I mean), who I’m betting is having trouble keeping up with all the Facebook friend requests right now.

Hat tip Fred Dooley.

*See what I did there?