Don’t listen to Grandpa Steve. He’s full of the troglodytic word for “spin.”

He writes:

The young TrogloPundit has just discovered one of those inconvenient truths of which I hid from him for many years- a troglodyte is one of a family of cute little songbirds. The macho caveman has been reduced to a fluffy bug-eating ball of feathers. How could he possibly regain any self-esteem before becoming Purina Cat Chow?

If he really new that “for many years,” he’d have been mocking me for it already. Trust me. I know him.

Shut up, Paco.

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