Please, Lord, tell me the audio of that phone call is available somewhere.

Via Moe Lane, a Father of the Year award frontrunner.

This winner ‘allegedly’:

• Stole a car
• Stole a car with his three year old kid in tow
• Stole a car and got chased by cops
• Abandoned the car while leaving his kid behind
• Called the kid’s mother to tell her to pick up the child at the crime scene
• And… left a BB gun on the dashboard for the child to brandish and point at the cops gingerly approaching the stolen car.

I very, very badly want to hear that phone call. Preferably with subtitles, because, you know, the guy was running from the cops, so his diction was probably not the best.

Via The Linkiest.