A paragraph chock full of exactly the kind of man-dom I aspire to myself.
October 17, 2011
I had successfully executed a massive batch of beans, filling our 16″ cast iron skillet to the rim. They were warm, brown, and bubbly. I warmed tortillas and got the cheese and hot sauce ready to load up my digestive system with a bomb of epic proportions that I could enjoy sharing with most of the people I know over the course of the next several days. We filled and wrapped, carefully doing our patented “non-splooging burrito tortilla fold” and set off to watch the news with our beany rewards.
That…is…awesome. In a gutteral, primordial, troglodytial sort of way. I’m just glad I don’t work with this guy.
The rest of the post is, unfortunately, less so than this paragraph. Yet, this paragraph was worth posting.
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There is a group of anthropologists in our secret basement laboratory that theorize bean burritos and their antecedents were the main reason human culture moved from caves to more drafty above ground structures. From this naturally grew the banking industry and Wall Street.
Join us in our ‘Occupy Bean Burritos’ protest.