TOTUS, presidential podiums “redistributed.”
Somebody stole the Teleprompter of the United States!
Obama’s Podium, Teleprompter Hauled Away By Thieves.
A truck filled with President Obama’s podiums and audio equipment was stolen in Henrico just days before his visit to Chesterfield.
…Sources said inside that vehicle was about $200,000 worth of sound equipment, several podiums and presidential seals, behind which only the President himself can stand.
President Obama’s only comment was: “It’s only fair. I have many podiums, presidential seals, and teleprompters, while many ordinary, hardworking American families have to make due with none.” *
Too bad the “Occupy Wall Street” “protesters” don’t have the same good ol’-fashioned redistributionist values as the president!
Occupy Wall Street protesters said yesterday that packs of brazen crooks within their ranks have been robbing their fellow demonstrators blind, making off with pricey cameras, phones and laptops — and even a hefty bundle of donated cash and food.
“Stealing is our biggest problem at the moment,” said Nan Terrie, 18, a kitchen and legal-team volunteer from Fort Lauderdale.
“I had my Mac stolen — that was like $5,500. Every night, something else is gone. Last night, our entire [kitchen] budget for the day was stolen, so the first thing I had to do was . . . get the message out to our supporters that we needed food!”
Crafty cat burglars sneaked into the makeshift kitchen at Zuccotti Park overnight and swiped as much as $2,500 in donated greenbacks from right under the noses of volunteers who’d fallen asleep after a long day whipping up meals for the hundreds of hungry protesters, the volunteers said.
Oh, come on, your parents will buy you another computer! And what if whoever took it has less than you? Isn’t that both Right and Good?
* The management does not vouch for the veracity of any non-blockquoted quotes.
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Wow, who ever thought living outside in a park with your valuables would be risky?