I’ve always thought my lopsided smile was an asset.
Beautiful people have many advantages in life, but those with lop-sided faces make better leaders, scientists claim.
Uneven looks are said to mean they have to make more effort to persuade others, and this boosts their capacity to inspire.
One prime example is Sir Winston Churchill, who led Britain to victory against Hitler.
Others such as Abraham Lincoln and Admiral Horatio Nelson might also have owed part of their leadership ability to having asymmetrical faces, the theory suggests.
Plus, I don’t like to get my hands dirty with the details and the actual work. I’m a delegator, see. Another sign of great leadership!
Caution: university study! Small samples; quantifying what can’t quantifiably be quantified; public funding; piled higher and deeper. I dunno what it cost, but I’d have done it for half.