Wow, it’s almost like the Smoking Man video brought the Left screaming out of their holes

Both a sexual harassment and a political contribution scandal levelled against Herman Cain in the same day. And only a few days after the soon-to-be-infamous (if it isn’t already – I’ve never been quite clear on what triggers “infamy”) Smoking Man video got the dear-God-it’s-sending-the-wrong-message-to-the-CHILDREN nannies all up in a bunch.

It’s almost like the anti-Cain elements were just kind of shrugging their shoulders and looking to see what’s on TV until somebody smoked a cigarette on an internet ad, and then…

…Oh, my God, we gotta stop him!

And now for Trog’s Political Propaganda Metaphor of the Day: don’t use up all your ammo at once, even if it does mean you can be absolutely sure that zombie is down for good. Because there’s probably going to be another zombie coming up soon, and now you’re all out of ammo.

One shot at a time, people. Double-tap, yes, but don’t just go emptying your magazine willy-nilly. Plan ahead!