Something I missed earlier this week: Rick Perry’s Top Ten List
The whole world knows Rick Perry screwed up bad in that last debate. Okay, maybe not the whole world. Not even most of it, in fact. A very small part of the world. Very small.
Still, it’s out there. The “oops” heard ’round the world. Or…’round a tiny part of the world. So might as well have some fun with it, right?
Rick Perry thinks so. He appeared on the David Letterman show the other night to present the Top Ten Rick Perry Excuses:
That’s just part of it – the part CBS put up on YouTube. Yes, you can find the whole thing, but they’re the kind of videos somebody took by aiming a camera at the TV, and I hate those.
10. “Actually there were three reasons I messed up last night. One was the nerves, two was the headache and three was, and three, uh…uh…Oops.”
9. “I don’t know what you’re talking about. I think things went well.”
8. “Hey, I was up late last night watching `Dancing With the Stars.’”
7. “I thought the debate was tonight.”
6. “Hey, listen. You try concentrating with Mitt Romney smiling at you. That is one handsome dude.”
5. “Uh, El Niño?”
4. “I had a five-hour energy drink six hours before the debate.”
3. “I really hoped to get on my favorite talk show, but instead I ended up here.”
2. “Hey, I wanted to help take the heat off my buddy Herman Cain.”
1. “I just learned Justin Bieber is my father.”
Ha. Still not as funny as Mike Huckabee’s Saturday Night Live appearance, though.
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