Are you trying to drive up the price of coffee?
Dude! Shut up!
Can you imagine life without coffee?
No! I can’t! Why would I try?
We’d all stumble around like drones for hours every morning, lost without our precious fix.
That’s ’cause you’re an amateur who doesn’t really understand coffee.
We love coffee for its flavor, its aroma and of course its pick-me-up, but there are at least 20 more compelling reasons to stay stocked up. These tips will give you surprising and unusual uses for fresh coffee beans or grounds that have gone stale, the pounds of used grounds you toss out every week and the dregs at the bottom of your cup.
No! No no no no no! Haven’t you heard? Coffee prices are going up! So your big solution is to increase demand?
Oh, coffee is wonderful. It’ll make you prettier, and make you smell better, and drive away bugs, and it’s so very useful in decorating!
Shut up!
Fine, you want to promote use of used grounds, fine. Great! But not new stuff! Not new beans and grounds! I can’t afford it!
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