Seven reasons coffee is saving your life
The headline:
Maybe to you they’re surprising. Not to me, though. I’m not surprised. The list:
1. It may help ward off depression.
Ask anybody. I’m a very happy person.
2. It may help promote a healthy weight.
I am also quite easy on the eyes.
3. It may boost fertility in men.
Count ‘em: four kids.
4. It can harbor bacteria.
But only if you don’t clean your coffee maker regularly, which, if you don’t clean it regularly, you’re gonna be making some crap coffee, which means you don’t really love the coffee. So you earned it, pal.
5. It may reduce the risk of skin cancer.
Never had it.
6. It’s not truly addictive.
Not in a stealing-hubcaps-to-pay-for-a-cup sense.
7. It doesn’t necessarily cause stomach pain.
Meaning don’t spill it on your stomach.
There. See? Coffee loves us!
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Coffee saves my life nearly every morning. I consume it before I get behind the wheel. We wouldn’t want it any other way!