Hasn’t Ndamukong Suh ever heard of a double knot?

What the hell, I’ll buy this:

Was Ndamukong Suh’s Thanksgiving outburst caused by a juvenile prank ordered by a Green Bay Packers coach? According to former Packers offensive lineman Matt Brock, that’s exactly what happened.

Brock was being interviewed on KXTG in Portland, Ore., when he floated the theory that his former teammate, current offensive line coach James Campen, may have told Evan Dietrich-Smith to untie Ndamukong Suh’s shoes during the game as a way of getting under the skin of the volatile Detroit Lions star.

Here’s a piece of transcript from Brock’s interview:

He untied his shoes three times in the game. That’s why he stomped him. That’s why he banged his head on the ground and he stomped him. When (Suh) went to the sideline it looked like he was telling the coach, “I didn’t do anything” and he put his foot up like, “I didn’t stomp him. I didn’t do anything.” He was actually going, “The damn guy keeps untying my shoes.”

Huh. And here I thought he was saying “I was just trying to wipe some grass off his arm with my foot.” Come on, Ndamukong. It’s easy. The rabbit just has to go around the tree one more time…

Good thing Dietrich-Smith didn’t try to pants him, huh?