Is that a slice of cheese pizza in your pocket?

And if so, you got a license to carry that?

Ha. Just keeping with the theme.

Via Althouse, one percent of Wisconsinites applied for a concealed carry permit in the first six weeks:

In less than six weeks, 56,000 people applied for a permit under Wisconsin’s new concealed carry law and thousands more bought handguns, swamping the state agency handling the required background checks.

The applicants so far amount to about 1% of the state’s population, and very few of them have been rejected for a permit. The number of state background checks for handgun purchases is also up more than 50% for the year – another sign of the large numbers of people taking advantage of the new concealed carry law.

Have I got my license? I’m not sayin’. I do tend to wear large baggy coats, though, so, y’know.

Or, no, wait: you don’t know. That’s the point.