“The threatening pizza slice didn’t actually shoot pepperoni bullets, but you can’t be too careful!”

That’s Pundette with your quote of the day. Some kid got in trouble at school for waving around a piece of pizza and pretending it was a gun and, y’know, pizza cheese can be dangerous. You don’t want that flying off and getting on somebody. It can burn.

Luckily, the kid “spent time with the school resource officer learning about gun safety.”

To which Pundette says:

“For example, always keep your toppings locked up in a separate container, and never point a loaded pizza, or even a plain cheese one, at anyone.”

“Even” a “plain cheese one?” Geez, Pundette, you’ve got a lot to learn about cafeteria food.