From the “Dammit! Why didn’t I think of that!” files:

Even I could write a book full of blank pages!

It didn’t take very long for Jimmy Moncrief to put together his new 200-page book, “Everything Obama Knows About The Economy.”

Every page of the book is blank.

The 30-year-old banker from Chattanooga, Tenn., told The Daily Caller in an interview that he’s sold hundreds of copies of his gag gift to Christmas shoppers since it was released several weeks ago.

He’s selling them as gag gifts for ten bucks apiece!

Why didn’t I think of it! Why! Why! Why!

Dammit, gonna need more spackle now before the wife sees this. But I’ve got such a headache.

Let’s see…you can go on Amazon…oh, no, wait: you can’t get it at any price. They’re out of stock!

Still available at his own website, though.

Hat tip Hot Air, who didn’t think of it, either.