Jamie Jeffords is reviewing the episodes of Firefly now…
…if you’re not familiar with Jamie’s blog, Eye of Polyphemus…well, yer iggerant. But that’s not the point. Jamie does a lot of TV reviews: Star Trek; Battlestar Galactica; Doctor Who; The Wild, Wild West; and others.
Episode by episode. He’s resolute, Jamie is.
But wait: what? What’s this? He’s reviewed 9 episodes so far, and…every single one gets three out of five stars?
All of them? Equal? The pilot scored the same as the one where Jayne becomes a local folk hero? The one with all the flashbacks rated the same as the one where River gets kidnapped and almost burned at the stake?
You sleeping through these, Jamie?
Tell you what, man, if the one where the guy’s stupid laser gun runs out of batteries while Mal is chasing down his landspeeder on a horse gets three stars, I’m gonna march right over there and complain. In very strong language.
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