Let’s make some bad jokes about random headlines

Also: kittens.
“Ron Paul soft spot emerges: Foreign policy”–headline, Politico, December 29,

Then again, it may overstate it.
“New Iowa Poll May Understate Paul’s Support”–headline, Nate Silver’s Political Calculus (NYT), December 28

Candidate described as “pretty sure it’s by Missouri somewhere.”
“Romney’s Iowa confidence grows”–headline, CNN, December 29.

I don’t see why I should have to hat tip James Taranto for this, but seeing as he does this exact same thing every single day, and seeing as how I really just swiped his format for this post, I will. So. There.