The shortest Superbowl ad...ever.

I dunno how this crossed my radar today, but it did. In 2009, a Seattle-area seafood restaurant called Ivar actually had a half-second-long commercial air during the Superbowl.

Here it is:

I think that “don’t blink” part was added after the fact.

It was in the same year that Miller High Life ran this commercial:

One second long. They probably figured they’d nailed the record, huh? But no.

One more thing: here’s all the second-long ads Miller rejected.

I love that.