They were <em>going </em>to name it for Ryan Braun, but they were too afraid to cross him.

Headline:

Slovaks vote to name bridge after Chuck Norris.

Even better headline:

Fear the beer.

UPDATE - you want to see what a real denial looks like?

“I did not do this.”

Ryan Braun couldn’t have been more vehement in proclaiming his innocence as he gave an impassioned and stunningly detailed account of what he has gone through since being informed of a positive drug test in early October.

Words used: “vehement;” “proclaim;” “impassioned;” “stunningly detailed;” “I did not do this.”

Words not used: “attorney;” “don’t recall;” “may or may not have;” “there’s no proof.”