Just because I saw these three stories today, and they seem like they should be lumped together in a single blog post.
A few different views of beauty. First, science has spoken:
Florence Colgate, 18, has the world’s most beautiful face, according to the Golden Ratio Facial Beauty method. Her face is also the winner of a beauty contest held by Lorraine Cosmetics and is said to have near-perfect facial proportions. The company claims to have the science to prove it.
Colgate has mathematically perfect looks, according to statistics reported by the Daily Mail.
Not only is the 18-year-old’s visage perfectly symmetrical, but she has the “optimum ratio” between her mouth, eyes, chin, and forehead.
This is Florence:
Sure, she’s pretty, but before I go kneeling at the Altar of Science I’d like to know where Catherine Zeta-Jones ranks, “statistically.”
On the other hand, People Magazine wants to know where Beyonce ranks:
…who is the loveliest of them all? Well, according to People magazine, it’s Beyonce Knowles. The new mom has been named People’s World’s Most Beautiful Woman 2012 and graces the cover of the mag’s new special double issue.
Sure, she’s pretty, but can she finish a NASCAR race in the top ten?
And finally, meshing science and fantasy together:
Valeria Lukyanova claims to be a real-life Barbie doll.
…Valeria Lukyanova has reportedly undergone several surgeries to get her perfectly carved figure, and many believe Photoshop has been used to alter her photos. While actually achieving Barbie dimensions is impossible, Valeria Lukyanova comes as close as it gets.
Sure, she’s…um…well, no, that’s just weird.
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Women all over the world are so angry and jealous, saying all kinds of unnecessary and mean things about a perfectly beautiful (literally) girl. Amerifats have forgotten what a thin, attractive woman is.
Truth: If all those jealous fat girls woke up tomorrow looking like her, it’d be the happiest day of their lives.
I love the one other comment here talking about fat Americans, as if the other countries in the world don’t have their share of obesity. And sure, she’s pretty, but in the kind of way that I’d like to brush her hair and put her in a display box and never touch her. She doesn’t look real anymore. Which I guess is good, since she’s trying to achieve the goal of looking like a piece of plastic.
Truth: I would never want to look like her. It borders on creepy.
Oh, sure, they look perfect – but ask yourself this:
Where the hell is that goddamn sandwich?
Did she undergo hip surgery? I’m just wondering because something about her hips looks a bit odd to me
There is nothing natural or beautiful about undergoing surgery to look like a doll. she looked beautiful before all the surgery and photoshop. you’ll find pictures of her before all this fake upgrades. BEAUTY IS NATURALLY ACHEIVED AND ALWAYS WILL BE!
Deborah Leigh said…Let us see Val when she’d forty, fifty, etc. No one “wants” to put on those pounds, but life happens. If “we” are supposed to appreciate Valerie and her thin-ilk, then how about a little appreciation for the big beautiful women like Queen Latifah, Cameron Manheim, etc. Not all good things come in small packages.
ok, ok.. about the looks..she’s pretty.. i know.. but she should accept what she is.. not that people are jealous and insecure…why go under surgery.. when you are already beautiful…she’s NOT CONTENTED of what she is. i know, if a guy would say i love you to her… it would be because of how she looks like.. not because of what she is…BEAUTY CAPTURES ATTENTION DO NOT FORGET WHO YOU REALLY ARE! you’re NOT A BARBIE.. you are a HUMAN.. you should act like a HUMAN.. you’re not in a fairly tale,, you’re not in a PLASTIC WORLD!.. when you’re old you can’t always waste your money and time for the rest of your life just to look like barbie. and looking like barbie is not the purpose of our lives here on earth… and girl even when you don’t look like barbie.. you have your family, and friends who supports you, who appreciate you, who loves you for who you really are.. not because.. you look like barbie. i hope you understand my message…i just want u to realize the reality. =p… im just a 14 yrs old.. i don’t mean to hurt.. but that’s the truth :P God bless you! God didn’t made you to look like barbie.. :P
God did not make anyone look like a barbie because God does not exist. Each one seems to want (and can). She is beautiful because it can and likes to be. if you’re fat and you like so you will be beautiful too.
The debate over whether or not Valeria is attractive is really unnecessary. We all have different things that we find sexy, beautiful or cute. To what standard are we holding her? I asked myself a few questions. Would I want to have sex with her? Given the opportunity, definitely, at least until I got used to her looks enough to get tired of her. Would I want to date/marry her? My guess is that her whole life revolves around appearance, which to me specifically, would make for a BORING relationship, so probably not. Would I want to be seen in public with her? She’s definitely attractive at a glance, so I could feel good escorting her around. The point is, these are MY evaluations, and other people will want different things. To some, she’s the perfect woman, surgery and all. To some, she’s entirely repulsive. I do know guys who find thin women disgusting and would much rather be with an overweight girl. It all comes down to preference.
Ni Hao, you know no more about God than she does. Get over yourself.
There shouldn’t even be a debate about this because she isn’t even a human being. She is a sex doll purchased off the internet. Made of latex. It took me a while to get this typed because I was laughing at all of you so hard I was in tears!!!!
Oh my God! How come people talk about jealousy? She is obviously pathetic… She used to be a normal person, who transformed herself into a barbie doll. She doesn’t even look human. People look beautiful when they are natural. She looks incredibly beautiful. She is totally perfect and that makes her fake as well. I think that this girl has a bunch of serious issues. I mean I am wondering… who would go through all these plastic surgeries just to look like a barbie girl? So vain… I am freaked out, people is goin crazy nowadays