Would you wash your backside with this?
Abraham Lincoln soap. I guess you’ve got to at least appreciate the sales pitch:
Abraham Lincoln ‘soap on a rope’ is the best way to wash that vampire blood off after a night of hunting. As giant as the man himself, this soap is over an honest half pound. Hang it in the shower to feel the 16th president’s thoughtful gaze upon you as you wash! Emancipate your inner clean.
Still, though. Hey, does it turn into a skull as the soap is worn away?