He's Got That Kevorkian Touch

Some may say coincidence; Some say it is a gift.

Candidate Barack Obama visits Janesville, WI, GM plant…

…Janesville G.M. plant closes.

President Obama visits Ann’s Place Family Restaurant and hugs Ann…

…Ann dies shortly thereafter.

President Obama visits Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez…

…Chavez dying of cancer.

President Obama slaps him some Jesse Jackson, Jr. skin…

…Junior goes into rehab.

President Obama inaugurated…

… with purely coincidental results…

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