Must…resist…obvious…jokes…

Look, we all like to watch the beach volleyball players in their “uniforms,” but:

Olympic beach volleyball players have come across an unexpected handicap – squirrels burying their nuts on their courts.

The rodents have been burying beechnuts and acorns on six sandy practice courts at London’s St James’s Park.

And bikini-clad players have been left grimacing as they land barefoot on the squirrel snacks.

A London 2012 source told the newspaper: “It’s nuts but true. It seems squirrels have been invading the courts and either hiding or dropping their nuts.

“But it won’t affect the competition because the sand is regularly raked.”

Get it? “Raked.”

They’re probably feminist squirrels protesting the skimpy outfits. Sorry, squirrels. Not gonna work.