Danica Patrick co-stars in music video about guns, whiskey, and being the town slut

Well, the song is about those things. Miranda Lambert’s “Fastest Girl in Town” which, I take it, is new. The video is more about auto theft and why you should never, ever trust a woman.

Right, see, Danica’s just an honest car thief. Lambert is the drunken town slut.

Anyway, nice to see Danica branching out from cartoons and comic books.