Why am I getting hits from people searching for "Paul Ryan shirtless?"

Look, I know you’re all just beside yourselves at the thought of bringing Wisconsin’s incredible conservative winning streak to the national stage, but you’re not going to find any pictures of Paul Ryan shirtless on this blog. Even if I could find any, which I can’t…er, I mean, even if I was to look for them. Which I won’t.

Totally what I meant.