From the “I used to feel your pain” files:

Chris Wysocki is feeling the pain of liberal-state Republicanism. In two straight posts:

NJ unemployment hits 9.8%, tell me again why this state favors Obama by 13 points?

Maybe it’s his boyish charm and good looks? Because Obama’s policies sure aren’t doing wonders for the Garden State.

And:

Sometimes I wonder about the sanity of the guys running the NJ GOP

OK, that headline isn’t entirely fair. Every waking moment, and most of the time while I’m asleep, I wonder about the sanity of the guys running the NJ GOP.

Well, Chris, I know it looks like we’re all chock full over here in Winsconsin, but a state can never have too many good conservatives. Just head out your door and turn west. Keep going until your feet get wet, then follow the lake around to the south until it turns north for a while.

That should take a while, by the way. If they’re wet within the first couple of days, you turned the wrong way.